Saturday, June 29, 2013

Grand Return to Provincetown Part II


It's happened!  We're home, after two years, in the birthplace of Sophie's Smokin' Squeezebox.  After work last Friday I traded in my waitress apron for a piano dress and headed North (which is really East and “Downcape”).  For those of you just tuning in...Provincetown, Massachusetts is where I first started busking, in the summer of 2010, as a new and pretty awful accordion player.  My act current act barely resembles what it was back then, before the days of painted boxes and piano dresses and puppets.  I returned for the summer of 2011, but haven't been back since then.  Because of my year off, I feared that I would be forgotten and replaced, but sure enough a few people gave me such encouraging statements as “Good to have you back.”

My arrival was so rushed that I didn't really have time to emote.  I expected a cocktail of nostalgia, excitement, and a bit of anxiety, as well as that nameless feeling of coming back somewhere that hasn't changed when you've changed so much.  But later on, when I was walking through town, I felt the smile spread on my face when I glimpsed the characters of Ptown, both familiar and not.  This truly is a place where I fit in. 

One of the main themes of the weekend was self-reflection on how I've grown as a busker in two years.    I noticed things that I hadn't before...flaws with pitches I liked, experience-based criticism of other buskers.  I'm very grateful to Tom and Todd and the others in Edinburgh who really taught me how to busk.  The main thing I learned from my time in Edinburgh and the Fringe was that buskers are friends, not food.  In Ptown, Northampton, and San Francisco I never made an effort to get to know the other buskers, nor did I listen to them perform, negotiate pitches, etc.  It's so easy to be the archetypal angry busker who hogs spots and views the others as competition, but that doesn't get me anywhere.  The Edinburgh Fringe Festival felt like summer camp; all the buskers showed up every day and figured it out.  We listened to each other, supported each other, and passed spots off to each other.  That's what I want it to feel like in Ptown this year, even though I won't go every morning.
I was pleased to see that the buskers of Provincetown are actually quite organized with the Town Hall pitch.  Maybe they always were; I rarely played there because I was so terrible before that I didn't want such an exposed spot.  Now, it's going to be one of very few spots where Flaca actually works, since she has to be on level ground, so it's worth trying to get it.  Basically, everyone orally signs up for a two-hour slot.  It's busker code to not leave early, since we're using the spot in addition to babysitting it for the next person.


When I arrived this weekend, I was pleased to see that my use of the much-sought after town hall pitch was usurped by none other than Will, a teenage busker.  He began busking around the same time I did, with his bleached blonde hair and guitar.  We both rode the Flex into town and I felt, though inexperienced myself at the time, like I was taking him under my wing.  Now, at seventeen, he's a better busker than most, wheeling out an old beat-up piano with the hammers exposed, pounding on it, and filling the air with his bluesy voice.  Karen and Lorijo were on deck.  We worked out that it would be my turn to play at 7:30, so I headed through town to seek another spot to play until then.  There was a kid on guitar outside the taffy shop, but I paused at my old favorite spot across from the Squealing Pig before deciding to keep going to the library.


What this spot lacked in foot traffic it made up for with the smooth, level ground and nice backdrop of the majestic library.  I replaced Flaca's rubber band because I had borrowed the old one for something, and the change suited her well.  She's never danced better.  She was even hitting the bell, occasionally!    I had a good session there, then headed over for my slot at Town Hall.


One complication of this weekend was the Provincetown Film Festival, which both brought people into town and made Town Hall a bustling venue, with people walking through the pitch constantly.  Once a movie had started it was easier, but the times when people were queueing up and departing seemed to go on forever.  One woman even tried to walk between Flaca and me and nearly tripped over the strings and broke the setup.  Please.

Saturday morning I headed back into town with a big bottle of sunscreen.  This time I “opened” the Town Hall, playing from 11:45 to 1:45, and recited the rapidly-formed queue: me, Will, Lorijo, then this other guy.  Poor Karen had to hear the news at midday that it was booked until 8:00 pm.  It was a perfect summer day of busking, with all the quirks of sunscreeny hands and sunglasses sliding off.


Here are the anecdotes from Friday night, Saturday day, and also a brief stint on May 18th which was really my first day out:

Saturday, May 18, Friday, June 21, and Saturday, June 22, 2013
1. I thought I saw Butch; a regular in the unwritten blog of the summer of 2010. He and I rode the Flex together and struck up a friendship.  So as he cycled by I yelled, “Hey Butch!”  I got not his attention, but that of everyone else in the vicinity.  Important lesson: one might not want to yell “Hey Butch” in such a place as Provincetown.

2. “Was that “Skinny Love?'”  It was “Take On Me,” but I should look up the former.

3. “Did I see you in new Orleans?” a man asked.  “Not yet.”  “Hmm you seem familiar.”  Ptown maybe?  I really hope there isn't a piano-dress wearing foot-puppeteer in New Orleans!

4.  A man asked if I was going to play a tune, so I asked him what he wanted to hear.  He requested “Daisy Daisy.”  I played and we all sang: him, his wife, Anne, me, and other folks listening.

5. A guy walked by twice and smiled and almost tipped.  The third time he walked by I happened to be playing the Indiana Jones theme, and that finally got me his dollar.

6. Someone recognized one of my songs as the theme from "The Piano."  Not in my repertoire, but glad it was well-received.

7. John Waters biked by me twice.  He frowned at me both times.  I believe he lives in Provincetown year round, but the film festival was on so he was definitely there for that.  Hey, maybe he'll remember me.

8. As you may remember, I've had a lot of trouble with the owner of the Patio Restaurant in the past, who has accused me of such things as giving his whole staff headaches.  He biked by me this time and I gave him a friendly (totally sarcastic) wave, and he ignored me.  Well, I gave him a year off, maybe he'll tolerate me.

9. I played the final chord of a song, and a man bellowed, “Make me an offer I can't refuse!”  I chuckled politely, having no idea what he was talking about, because once I start playing a song I space out and forget what it is.  But then I remembered that I had just played the theme from The Godfather so that made sense.

10. A guy said, “Awesome, a puppet of color!”  Glad to have another vote of non-racism for Flaca.  On the other hand, a white man noticed that Flaca and I have matching outfits, and strongly encouraged me to make her look like me more.  Like...just like me.  Lighten the skin.  Eek!

11. “We saw you at the Really Big Show!”  Ha!  I'm famous across a whole state!  I also saw a guy from Northampton who was in Ptown for a visit.  Nice to see the familiar faces.

12. “Have you ever heard of the song, 'Mama's Got a Squeezebox?'”  No, no one's ever mentioned that before.

13. Remember the whole saga with playing “Here Comes the Bride” to bachelorette parties in Edinburgh?  Well, they come through Ptown too.  I played it twice, and neither time they noticed.  I think the same-sex male wedding parties will appreciate it more, and there will be many of them crossing my path this summer.

14. A guy walked towards me with a credit card (there must have been an ATM nearby) so I told him, “Sorry, cash only!”  He was NOT amused.

15. I suppose I'll spoil the secret...I have a new song which is already proving to be very popular.  It is....the theme from Game of Thrones!

16. A preteen girl walked by with her family and said sort of unenthusiastically, unsmiling, “I like your thing.”

17. “That's awesome 'cause I can't even walk and talk at the same time.”

18. A woman stopped and talked, and revealed that she is a puppetry professor at UNH.  Lucky UNH students!

19. Some parents stopped by with a toddler in a stroller.  I started “Funiculi Funicula” and told the kid that this is a song you clap to.  The parents clapped while I played, but the kid just stared at me, holding his toy truck.  Finally, he put his truck in his lap, emptying his hands to join the clapping, so I thought.  But instead he used his newly freed hands to cover his ears and keep frowning.  TouchĂ©!

That night, I entertained an idea I've entertained before: to ditch Flaca's dancing shoes and give her a mini drum set instead.  It would be functional, and very hard to create.  But how awesome would a little female drummer be?  I've mostly poo-pooed the idea for its difficulty, as well as volume of stuff to carry around, but I'll keep it in the idea bin. 

It really feels great to get back into the swing of things, even though getting to Ptown is a hassle.  When I left on Saturday a busker said, “See you tomorrow” which she wouldn't, but the sentiment is exactly what I'm going for.  I haven't been back since due to work and now rain, so the next installment will be for the 4th of July, weather permitting.  Happy Summer!

Sunday, June 2, 2013

"Your Dress Strikes a Chord"

Today really felt like summer as I sweated my way through performing at my first Wellfleet Harborfest. It was a fabulous event, marked by two columns of vendor tents extending the length of the Wellfleet pier, culminating in the main stage at the end. Local artists sold their wares, a couple of restaurants had food, the WHAT theater was advertising its summer program, and white-haired volunteers manned the raffle booth. One area was full of antique-looking marine gear, such as lures and navigational equipment, and displayed two cheesy but wonderful lamps with fisherman on them. As in the fishermen stood next to the lamp bases, with normal lampshades above them. One of the white-bearded men wore a yellow raincoat, and the other blue. For a mere $25 and $28 apiece, I really should have bought one, I loved them so. I was pleased, though, to see some little yellow rainboots retreating under a man's arm towards the end of the day. At least one had found a home.

I arrived on the pier early in the morning, huffing and puffing after towing my bike accordion trailer on its maiden voyage across town. I was the first booked act on the main stage, recruited by the awesome sound guy Chris with whom I worked at Yule for Fuel. His counterpart today was Lou, and the two were a fabulous duo given all the obstacles. See, the Harborfest budget had been cut, and the powers that be wanted to get rid of entertainment entirely. But Chris didn't let that happen, and was henceforth putting on a show with a minimal budget and no canopy over the bandstand. That meant all the amps/ipad/etc. overheating, but they figured it out. Between acts they played this wonderfully horribly music called, “Soft, Safe, and Sanitized.” Each track is a cover of a hit song, but smoothed over with cheesy strings and vibrato vocals and the like. Some, like “Like a Rolling Stone,” were intriguing, while others, like “Hey Jude” alleviated all negative connotations regarding the speaker system's imminent heat-related breakdown. Once it became clear that blasting this is Chris and Lou's little scheme, it became funny. I might even buy the CD to torture people myself.

I highly enjoyed being part of the lineup, hanging out in the the equipment van that I liked to thing of as my dressing room, and meeting a few of the other musicians. I rarely share the bill with other performers, and haven't since February's Really Big Show, and I love the camaraderie. The bass player of “Frightened” forgot his strap, so we tried to string together a few of my bungee cords to stand in, but failed. (On stage, Frightened introduced themselves by saying, “We are Frightened,” which got a good laugh.) I took the stage at 9:30 and played a half-hour of tunes, mostly to vendors setting up, but to the first few patrons of the day. The Wellfleet librarians were there bright and early, and proved to be a supportive audience, politely singing along to Ruby Tuesday. One began clapping her hands on one song, and unfortunately misinterpreted my focused gaze on her as dislike of the clapping and stopped. Really, I was just trying to keep a tempo off of her! I didn't give my best performance, because it was early and I'm still getting over being sick, but I didn't play terribly or anything. I just didn't offer any spunk or shtick.

Before I get to the busking, I want to touch on one more highlight of the day: talking to the Harbor Stage Company. I am a big fan of the WHAT. What? The Wellfleet Harbor Actors Theatre. I've seen a few plays there in my time here, so naturally I am star struck by the likes of Brenda Withers, Jonathan Fielding, Robert Kropf, and the like, the big actors in the company. Brenda and I met personally at the Fish in the Fall of 2011, and have been Facebook friends ever since. The others just saw me perform this morning. Anyway, I knew there was some uproar about the Harbor Theatre, but I wasn't sure exactly what was going on. It turns out these folks started their own company, the Harbor Stage Company or something, and are entering their second summer of performances. It may have caused some tension with the WHAT, but more theater doesn't strike me as a bad thing. This trio came by while I was busking, and trying to get Flaca work, and I was tickled to have these actors I admire watching ME perform. I was even more tickled when they brought up the idea of me somehow playing with the company during the summer. How fun that would be!

After I played I had seven hours until I had to be at work, a whole festival in front of me, and I was wearing my piano dress. I think you know what I did. The pier is set up in two halves, and between them is a row of long parking spaces for trucks towing boat trailers. So I set up directly in front of a pickup truck, my back to the festival, greeting new patrons head-on as they walked down the pier. It was a great spot to play: plenty of room, but impossible to be missed. It felt so good to be playing there, in the heat of the day, sweating everywhere, tearing up my accordion, thinking I had beaten the sun with one thorough application of sunscreen. (In reality, I'm badly burned all over my neck, face, shoulders, and arms, and even weird places like my ears and ankles. My watch burn is such that there are actually pink spots where the holes in the watch band are.) But at the time I thought I was safe, and I loved the heat.

I realized right away that Flaca wasn't going to work because the ground was slanted. I tried shimming the whole setup but it didn't work at all, probably because the ground that met my foot when it tapped was higher than the ground Flaca was on. So I ditched her and just played. This was fine, because it was a completely new audience.

Without further ado, here are the exact highlights.

Saturday, June 1, 2013
1. I got a lot of compliments on my dress. No one in Wellfleet had seen it, so I had the standard conversation about it a few dozen times. One man delivered a line about it I had never heard before: “Your dress strikes a chord!” Well played, sir.

2. The student loan sign went over very well too. Many people wished me a speedy repayment and inquired about my field of study. One woman said, “If I had $1,000 I'd give it to your cause” and another voiced that maybe a rich Cape Cod person would see my sign and pay off my loans entirely. Both nice sentiments. A third patron asked where I went to school, and when I told him, said, “You must have studied Psychology, then!” Good!

3. I love Wellfleet. In terms of time spent there as an adult, Wellfleet is even more of home than Northampton, and even though this was my first time busking in Wellfleet (not including the ten minutes I got away with at Oyster Fest 2010) I had that nice mix of seeing locals who I know and new faces. I love the support I get from the folks I know. And the surprise from my new co-workers to see me out there! One woman saw me trying to stuff things under the box to level Flaca and offered to bring some cedar shingles to the Flying Fish to give me to shim it. How nice.

4. “Pocket lint's no extra charge.”

5. “You must be good luck, I've lost my wife!” Glad to be of service!

6. One man told a nice story from his days playing brass in the high school marching band. In the seventies, this band was scheduled to play for the president of the United States, who was coming through Hartford. The president at the time had played in a marching band himself in his youth, so the band director asked if he might shake a few students' hands. He did, including this man's. Our hero excitedly went home and told his father, “I just shook Richard Nixon's hand!” The father said, “Better go wash your hands.”

7. I played the Downton Abbey theme song several times, and only one lady recognized it. She reacted satisfactorily, though (as in, totally freaked out), and asked me to play it again. Glad to have some enthusiasm!

8. One guy referred to my accordion as my “Axe.” Awesome. Gotta start saying that.

9. Newest request: Iron Something by Black Sabbath. Could be good.

10. “I'll give you a dollar for 'Lady of Spain!'” I went seamlessly into it, that tune I haven't played in over a year, probably, and he didn't even stay to listen. Glad I still have it, though!

11. My day ended with a nice visit from a fellow busker, Betty! We met once in Ptown three years ago, and have been active Facebook friends since. She plays the fiddle and busks around the Boston area, and played with Celtic bands, among others. She's really a pro, and has good wisdom about busking and music and other things, which can be seen in her blog, www.whatbettyknows.com. I didn't quite know what an amazing violinist she is, though, until she played with me today. She joined me for a few songs (which followers will know I don't let just anyone do) and improvised beautiful countermelodies and harmonies, even for the songs she didn't know. She maintained double-stops to replicate the brass riff of “Ring of Fire,” something that my five years of violin lessons taught me isn't easy. I was really blown away! Thanks, Betty!

I finally quit because it was slowing down a bit, I began to think I might be getting sunburnt (an understatement), and I realized that I should probably sit down since I was due to work that night at the Fish. So I packed up, got a bright orange iced Thai tea from the Nauset Regional High School bake sale (sold to me by a teenage girl COVERED in hickeys), put a t-shirt over my poor shoulders, and sat in the van to watch the band that was on. The one at that moment had played at Yule for Fuel with me so seemingly long ago, in much different weather.

It felt so good to pass the day in a combination of music and relaxation. It made me really look forward the summer of busking, especially since I could see one of my places of employment while I was busking, and I have high hopes for the summer. That is, once I find a short-sleeved purple blouse and a VERY wide-brimmed hat.